Saturday, May 26, 2007

Good one pls go through

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.



She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze.



"Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and

have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

"I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me.



After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.



Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she revelled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.



At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football

banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.



Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know." As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humour every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it! There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am

eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets. The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets." She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose."



She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.



One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the

wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.



When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they'll really enjoy it!



These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

"REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL."



We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God brings you to it,



"Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there ."





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BE A MILLIONAIRE ...by selling tomatoes

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR  manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed."He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the

application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."



The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.



5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"



Moral of the story: M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire....!



Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!







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Nigerian 419 scam Sample 2.

FROM:MR MOHAMED MANGU

Asalam Aleykom,

This message might meet you in utmost surprise however,it's just my urgent

need for a foreign partner that made me contact you for this transaction.

I am a banker by profession from DAKAR REPUBLIC OF SENEGAL in west Africa and currently

holding the post of auditing general i discover this deposit in our auditing course.

I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds $36.700.000.00 Million United State Dollars

the deceased client who died in the sharter plane which crashed on mount

kenyan in the kenyan city of sumburu on 21st july,2003 to any foreign account .

You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this

website: http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared

between us in the ratio 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal.

Eagerly waiting for your response.

Wassalam.

Mr.Mohamed Mangu

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Nigerian 419 scam Sample. (In my inbox)

Dear .

I am Stella Makoba, aged 21years old the daughter of Late Yusuf Makoba a politician ,gold and diamon merchant from Angola ? I and my mother now residing in Senegal dakar west africa.

As a result of the on-going problem in our country, My mother saddled with problems of her ill-health of protracted diabetes and high blood pressure which is getting of increase in the recent times are looking for a trust worthy individual abroad to receive the sum of US$6.2million on our behalf which we intend to invest in your country.

Due to this crises in my country home town, We managed to sneak out myself and my mother 59 years of age and my kid sister to Dakar senegal for safety.

After the killing of my Father by the rebels, we decided to come down here to Dakar Senegal to secure this deposit , deposited here by my father and to further look for a trust worthy individual abroad to receive these deposit which has being deposited here in Dakar Senegal before he was eventually killed by the heartless rebels ? After contacting the finance firm here in senegal they have agreed to transfer the fund .



I feel confident therefore to introduce myself to you based on this problem and our present condition as all our foreign contacts and connections got lost during this crises, all properties burnt by the rebels.



I am desperately in need to move and re-locate this huge deposit to your country for safe keeping as this is the only wealth remaining for the future survival and well being of my family.



For your percentage for assistance, a negotiable percentage will be discussed as soon as I receive your response based on this plea for your assistance as our lives are highly in danger due to this problem.

I pray and plead for your help. Please endavour to email me back for further clarifications over this issue.



God bless you as you respond to our plea for assistance.



Sincerely yours.

Stella And Mother .



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This is exactly what I received to the Sneakemail e-mail address on my blog. This makes me emphasize that we should not display our primary e-mail id's on the web. Such spammers have bots crawling the net for e-mail id's.





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Never tell lies to ur MOM..........??????

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl

roommate Ishita

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how

pretty Kumar's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this

had

only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started

to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the

eye.



Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Ishita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Ishita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate.

You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but

I'll email her, just to be sure."



So he sat down and wrote :



Dear Mother:



I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not

saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains

that

it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.



Love, Kumar



Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read



Dear Son:



I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Ishita, and I'm not saying that

you

'do not' sleep with Ishita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping

in

her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the

pillow...



Love,



Mom.



Lesson of the day:



Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian !





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This is for u whn u leave ur school. u will really mis those days in future.

This is for u whn u leave ur school. u will really mis those days in future.





Missing thos school days..





Remembering my class mates, after few years,

My eyes were filled with tears,

Everyone now is busy a lot,

No one escaped destiny's plot



Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,

Oops! today she is somebody else's girlfrnd,

After months remembered about her for a little while,

Heard she is happy,that made me smile.



Project reviews to campus interviews,

Nicknames to last bench games,

Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,

Short term crushes to class room blushes.



Everything is fresh in our mind,

Wish life could just rewind,

Let's laugh, play & rejoice,

Once again become school/college guys.



Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,

Till the painful moments of seperation,

When it was time to part,

We returned with a heavy heart.



Today life is full of commitments,

And too many worries,

But those cherished moments,

Will live forever in our memories!!!





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Thursday, May 24, 2007

The Bridge

A Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was
kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please
hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl
said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the
puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
"If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I
may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no
matter what happens, you will never let my hand go." In any
relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.
So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them
to hold urs... This msg is too short..........but carries a lot of
feeling......