Thursday, April 05, 2007

Top 10 Heights

1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip



2. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.



3. What is height of Activelaziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.



5. What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.



6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.



7. What is height of Stupidity?

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.



8. What is height of Honesty?

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.



9. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.



10. What is height of De-hydration?

A. A cow giving milk powder



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