Friday, April 18, 2008

Chill Out

today's punch:
youth are not useless, but used less!!!
they are not careless but cared less!!!
(don't abuse me ...)

from sardar's book:
teacher: why r u late to class?
sardar: i saw a board in front of school. thats why?
teacher: what? which board?
sardar: 'school zone- go slow'

interview for the post of detective:
interviewer: who killed gandhiji?
sardar: thanks sir 4 giving me the job. i'll start investigating.

sardar in army as a major:
soldier: 'sir, we r surrounded by enemies!!'
sardar major: excellent!!!!! Now we can play ringa ringa roses!!!

good news:

a recent survey says that india is the 12th richest in the world now and
we don't have any outstandings in the world bank. so, lets go for a

a fact:(be patient)
if people say u r crazy, be patient!!
if they call u a monkey, relax!!
if they say u r stupid, be cool!!!
if they say u r smart, slap them, joke has it's limits!!

Women oh Women!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said, "That's

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop
here and continue feeling good.....

Male readers: Please scroll down






The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to
show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our
advise to stop!