Friday, April 18, 2008

Chill Out

today's punch:
youth are not useless, but used less!!!
they are not careless but cared less!!!
(don't abuse me ...)

from sardar's book:
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teacher: why r u late to class?
sardar: i saw a board in front of school. thats why?
teacher: what? which board?
sardar: 'school zone- go slow'

interview for the post of detective:
..............................
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interviewer: who killed gandhiji?
sardar: thanks sir 4 giving me the job. i'll start investigating.

sardar in army as a major:
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soldier: 'sir, we r surrounded by enemies!!'
sardar major: excellent!!!!! Now we can play ringa ringa roses!!!

good news:
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a recent survey says that india is the 12th richest in the world now and
we don't have any outstandings in the world bank. so, lets go for a
toast!!!

a fact:(be patient)
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if people say u r crazy, be patient!!
if they call u a monkey, relax!!
if they say u r stupid, be cool!!!
but.......
if they say u r smart, slap them, joke has it's limits!!

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