Friday, September 22, 2006

DEADLY PJ'S OF THE WEEK

Deadly PJs....Commit suicide at your own risk...
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3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?











Bataaon Bataaon!







Nahi Pata?!!








Are
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zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....





Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI






Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

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wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

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Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!







What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"



Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"



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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"




ok whats the opp of venky's..





venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)









Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.


What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.











A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."







A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn
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->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the
' c'.

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ...........



kyunki






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use sugar ki beemari thee





A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


:-(

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because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"




a sardar goes to movie with 17 sardars
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coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed





MALLIKA SHERAWAT KE MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABR PE KYA LIKHA HOGA?

"PEHLI BAR AKELI SOYI HAI.:"




how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
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1.open the fridge
2.keep the camel inside it
3.close the fridge
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hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
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4.close the door


there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of them turned out, except one. who was it and why??


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Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand. which animal and which brand?







Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi pasand !!!)


king lion goes on a search to find elephant
and has absolutely no problem in locatin this camel......y??





becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.





suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away to reduce load...what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!

two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts swimming....
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

sweets nops






sault nopes








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are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......






whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)




Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?


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They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

True Story of Pakistan

Visit the link below to find the real story of Pakistan:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pakistan

Photos of Ganesh Immersion

Visit this link to photos taken after Ganesh Immersion in Mumbai (Bombay)

http://www.ultrabrown.com/posts/the-battle-of-kurukshetra

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Mathemagic

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321


1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111


9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And finally, take a look at this symmetry:


1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321­­­

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Know Everybody!

Banta was bragging to his boss one day," You know, I know everyone
there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Banta how about
Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Banta and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Banta! Great to see you!
You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Banta's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Banta that he thinks Banta is knowing Cruise
was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Banta says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Banta says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
At the White House, Clinton spots Banta on the tour and motions him
and his boss over, saying, "Banta, what a surprise, I was just on my
way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and have a cup of
coffee first."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to Banta,
who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Banta. "My folks are from Poland, and I have known the
pope a long time."
So they fly to Rome. Banta and his boss are assembled with the masses
in Vatican Square when Banta says, "This will never work. I cannot
catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all
the guards so let me just go upstairs and I will come out on the
balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure
enough, half an hour later Banta emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Banta returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss side, Banta asks him, "What happened?" His
boss looks up and says," I was doing fine until you and the Pope came
out on the balcony and the man next to me said," Who is that on the
balcony with Banta?"

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Say Cheese

Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turn up at the mortuary, all
with very big smiles on their faces. The medical examiner calls the
police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent
and is taken to the first body.
"He was a BJP leader, 65 years of age, died of heart failure whilst
making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,"
says the medical examiner.
The Detective Inspector is taken to the second dead man.
"He was a minister from ruling Congress party, was 70, made a pile
from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile."
"Nothing unusual here", thinks the Inspector, and asks to be shown the
last body.
"Ah," says the medical examiner. "This is the most unusual one. MP
from Bihar, 60, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?` inquires the Inspector.
To which the medical officer replies, "He thought he was having his
picture taken."

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Indian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is different
hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to
spend his eternity.

He goes to American hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the American
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He
checks out the Australian hell as well as the Russian hell and many
more. He discovers that they are all similar to the American hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Indian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so
many people waiting to get in?" asked the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not
work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is
comfortable to sleep on. And the Indian devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for
private business."

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Automatic Landing

At the time of Indo-Pak war in 1971, Pakistan Air Force had just
acquired the state of the art Sabre jet from US. The jet had some
outstanding technical features which were being explained by a US
instructor to some trainee Paksitani pilots. The US instructor
explained the aircraft`s automatic take off, automatic maneuvring,
automatic supersonic acceleration, automatic weapon loading and
automatic firing.
Eventually, one Pakistani pilot asked, "Sir, How do we land this aircraft?"
The US instructor said, "Son, Leave that to the Indian Air Force."
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Kargil

The Sikh regiment was climbing a hill in the Kargil sector during the
war when suddenly from the direction of the summit the Pakistani
regiment opened fire on them. The Sikh regiment took cover behind
boulders and started to return the firing. The firing continued for a
long time and no progress was made so the Sikh regiment's captain
thought that since the names of almost all the pakistani soldiers are
like yusuf iqbal mustafa etc. he'll call out their names and the
moment they react to the call we'll shoot them.
So he started calling out-"Yusuf" four hands shot up and they were
gunned down. Then the captain called out-"iqbal" three hands shot up
and they were gunned down this continued for a few more minutes till
the Pakistani's got wise and stopped responding.
The Pakistani captain then thought that at this rate all his men would
be killed so he adopted the strategy of the Sikh captain and thought
that all Sikhs have names rhyming with Inder like Sukhwinder,
Devender, Jaswinder etc.
So the Pakistani captain started calling out "Sukhwinder" no hands
shot up from the Indian side. The Pakistani captain again called
out-"Sukhwinder" still no hands shot up.
The Pakistani captain called out the same name twice again when
instantly came the reply that-
"Oye Sukhwinder nu kaun yaad kar-riya si?"(who is remembering Sukhwinder?).
The Pakistani commander immediately shot up his hand and
said-"Main"(me) and BANG he was shot dead.
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What a balance?

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining
his subordinates ...............
"Look everything should be in balance. For every 10 deer`s there
should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of
the united states. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But
at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here
is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I
have given them climatic extremes.... And here is south America. I
have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given
them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So
you see fellows, everything should be in balance."
One of the angels asked... "God, what is this beautiful country here?"
God said "Aha...that is the crown piece of all. INDIA. My most
precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling
streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great
tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart
of gold....."
The angel was quite surprised "But God you said everything should be
in balance."
God replied "Look at the neighbors I gave them" !!
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Leave Letters

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by
people in
various places of India...

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please
sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was
performing
the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you
to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I
may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several
years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Top Jokes in different countries

Top Jokes in different countries


Here are some of the top jokes in different countries:

Top joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the
ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of
the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The
driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and
tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Top joke in USA

The American data proved to be somewhat strange. Dave Barry is a well
known humourist whose columns are syndicated in many American
newspapers. In January 2002 he kindly devoted an entire column to
LaughLab. At the end of the column he urged readers to submit jokes
that simply ended with the punch line:
'There's a weasel chomping on my privates.'

Within just a few days we had received over 1500 'weasel chomping' jokes.

One weasel joke scored very highly in the USA and almost became the
funniest joke in America. Here it is:

At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and
asked the Major: "Major Barry, what the devil's wrong with Sergeant
Jones' platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about."
"Well sir," says Major Barry after a moment of observation. "There
seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates."

However, ignoring the weasels, the top American joke was…

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf
course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a
long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in
mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in
prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and
touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man
then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Top joke in Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the
problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a
pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost
any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below
freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

Top joke in Australia

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all
strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke
up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all
wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were
bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face!
What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says:
"Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your
eyesight...."

Top joke in Belgium

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

Top joke in Germany

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier
would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not
it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the
general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The
psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out
his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and
said: "That's it."

SOURCE:http://www.laughlab.co.uk/topByCountry.html

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See Windows Vista in Action without installing anything

http://labnol.blogspot.com/2006/06/see-windows-vista-in-action-without.html

Or go Directly to :http://www.seewindowsvista.com/

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Bangalore for you

Here r some interesting facts about Bangalore
1. Bangalore has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span
of 20 Years.
2. Bangalore has highest number of pubs in Asia.
3. Bangalore has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.
4. Bangalore has the highest number of software companies in India
-212, followed by Hyderabad - 108, Pune - 97. Hence called the Silicon
Valley of India
5. Bangalore has more than 40 engineering colleges, which is highest
in the world in a given city. Bangalore University has 57 Engineering
colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.
6. Bangalore is the only city in the world to have commercial and
defence Airport operating from the same strip.
7. Bangalore has highest number of public sectors and government
Organizations in India.
8. Bangalore university has highest number of students going abroad
for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.
9. Bangalore has only 48% of local population( i.e.Kannadigas ).Hence
a true cosmopolitan with around 25% Tamilians,14%Telugites, 10%
Keralites, 8% Europeans, 6% a mixture of all races.
10. Bangalore police has the reputation of being second best in India
after Delhi.
11. Bangalore has the highest density of traffic in india.
12. Bangalore has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.
13. Bangalore is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris
15. Bangalore has produced the maximum international sportsmen in
India for all sports ahead of even Mumbai & Delhi.
16. Bangalore has produced the maximum number of scientists considered
for Nobel Prize nominations.
17. Bangalore has produced the highest number of professionals in USA
almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Bangalore (except
Gulf).
18. Bangalore is famous for THREE: Software Professionals, Girls and
Dogs. This one is Ultimate.
19. Bangalore is famous for its dog bites, an average of 12 people
are bitten by stray dogs per MINUTE somewhere in Bangalore!!!

Bangalore Rocks .........

True Story About TajMahal

No one has ever challenged it except Prof. P. N. Oak, who believes
> >the
> >whole world has been duped. In his book Taj Mahal: The True Story, Oak
> >says the Taj Mahal is not Queen Mumtaz's tomb but an ancient Hindu
> >temple palace
> >of Lord Shiva (then known as Tejo Mahalaya). In the course of his
> >research
> >Oak discovered that the Shiva temple palace was usurped by Shah Jahan
> >from then Maharaja of Jaipur, Jai Singh. In his own court chronicle,
> >Badshahnama, Shah Jahan admits that an exceptionally beautiful grand
> >mansion in Agra was taken from Jai SIngh for Mumtaz's burial . The
> >ex-Maharaja of
> >Jaipur still retains in his secret collection two orders from Shah
> >Jahan for
> >surrendering the Taj building. Using captured temples and mansions, as
> >a burial place for dead courtiers and royalty was a common practice
> >among Muslim rulers.
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> >For example, Humayun,Akbar, Etmud-ud-Daula and Safdarjung are all
> >buried in such mansions. Oak's inquiries began with the name of Taj
> >Mahal. He
> >says the term "Mahal" has never been used for a building in any Muslim
> >countries from Afghanisthan to Algeria. "The unusual explanation that
> >the term
> >Taj Mahal derives from Mumtaz Mahal was illogical in atleast two
> >respects.
> >
> >Firstly, her name was never Mumtaz Mahal but Mumtaz-ul-Zamani, " he
> >writes. Secondly, one cannot omit the first three letters 'Mum' from a
> >woman's
> >name to derive the remainder as the name for the building."Taj Mahal,
> >he claims, is a corrupt version of Tejo Mahalaya, or Lord Shiva's
> >Palace .
> >Oak also says the love story of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan is a fairy tale
> >created by court sycophants, blundering historians and sloppy
> >archaeologists . Not
> >a single royal chronicle of Shah Jahan's time corroborates the love
> >story.
> >
> >Furthermore, Oak cites several documents suggesting the Taj Mahal
> >predates Shah Jahan's era, and was a temple dedicated to Shiva,
> >worshipped by
> >Rajputs of Agra city. For example, Prof. Marvin Miller of New York took
> >a few samples from the riverside doorway of the Taj. Carbon dating
> >tests
> >revealed that the door was 300 years older than Shah Jahan. European
> >traveler
> >Johan Albert Mandelslo,who visited Agra in 1638 (only seven years after
> >Mumtaz's death), describes the life of the cit y in his memoirs. But he
> >makes no
> >reference to the Taj Mahal being built. The writings of Peter Mundy, an
> >English visitor to Agra within a year of Mumtaz's death, also suggest
> >the Taj was a noteworthy building well before Shah Jahan's time.
> >
> >Prof. Oak points out a number of design and architectural
> >inconsistencies
> >that support the belief of the Taj Mahal being a typical Hindu temple
> >rather
> >than a mausoleum. Many rooms in the Taj ! Mahal have remained sealed
> >since Shah Jahan's time and are still inaccessible to the public. Oak
> >asserts they contain a headless statue of Lord Shiva and other objects
> >commonly used for worship rituals in Hindu temples . Fearing political
> >backlash, Indira Gandhi's government tried to have Prof. Oak's book
> >withdrawn from the bookstores, and threatened the Indian publisher of
> >the first edition dire consequences . There is only one way to
> >discredit or
> >validate Oak's research.
> >
> >The current government should open the sealed rooms of the Taj Mahal
> >under U.N. supervision, and let international experts investigate.
> >
> >Do circulate this to all you know and let them know about this
> >reality.....
> >

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Quiz Contest

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"


2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students


3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public


4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards


5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT

Sardar gives up.


SCROLL DOWN.......

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then
please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of
the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again

Family Problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally,the other man said: "You think you have family problems?
Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got
married and got myself a stepdaughter.
Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
And my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law."
"Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This
boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's
grand-son.
That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister
is my father's wife,I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is
her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my OWN
GRANDFATHER!"
"And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!

Brucee Lee Profile

Bruce lee profile:
1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

Maaro
* Taa LEE

Company Full Names

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting