Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Free Pizza..Please spend some time

Recently in The Times of India there was an article / advertisement
about Pizza delivery Companies which guarantees you free pizza
if they fail to deliver within the specified time (like 30 minutes).
Have you ever wondered who pays for the free pizzas??

Well, the delivery boy is made to pay for the pizza. They are paid
such low wages and the price of the pizza is deducted from their
monthly wages which can amount to up to 60% in some months (It becomes
difficult to run their family). To deliver the pizzas the delivery
boys take high traffic risks as delivery becomes their priority. Their
life and safety risks are neither looked into by the Pizza Shop
Management nor the Pizza Delivery Boy himself. (They are more
concerned to avoid the deduction from their salary).

If this type of exploitation is carried on in your city's pizza
logistics we should stop availing the home delivery system, because to
deliver our pizza one person may be risking his life. Is the life of
an Indian citizen so cheap and of no value? In case he is late in
delivering the pizza, we are enjoying the free pizza at the hard
earned money of a poor delivery boy.

Is it fair or right on our part to do it?

As a human, please think and if you feel that this is wrong, please
spread the message and stop having the so called FREE pizzas delivered
at home.

Mahabharat Katha ...

In some remote village of India, one masterji is
teaching the
Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students. He is at the
krishnajanma' part of it.

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
8th child
is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to
put vasudev
n devki behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
Third one
is born."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
Masterji, I have a doubt(sounding nervous n confused)

Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
Mahabharata Then how come u have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
was going

Masterji fainted.........................

When Amitabh Bachhan got fit after his long illness...

This is when Amitabh Bachhan got fit after his long illness.....

one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum

Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."

Amitabh: "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya
karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau.....Hain"

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom

breaks one red signal.........

breaks second red signal..........

breaks on more red signal............







Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the driver to move the
to the roadside.

Hawaldar: "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..."

Sees Amitabh and says, "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to
see him.......

Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....

Hawaldar: "Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."

Sir: "Kyun kya hua??"

Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda he aur maine us gaadi ko side
rakha he"

Sir: "To phir?"

Hawaldar: "SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein
challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye ."




















Sunday, January 28, 2007

Yoga vs. beer: Who wins?

Yoga VS. Beer. Who WIns?

Pic 1: it takes years of practice to do this asana.

Pic2: it takes only 8 pegs of whiskey to do the above asana.

so why practice. just have BEER


Saturday, January 27, 2007

Check this out! Water or Coke?


#1. 75% of people are chronically dehydrated.

#2. In 37% of people, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is
mistaken for hunger.

#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for
almost 100% of dieters

#5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day
could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of

#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory,
trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer
screen or on a printed page.

#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon
cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%.,
and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking
the amount of water you should drink every day?


#1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in
the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone
in two days.

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl
and let the "real thing" sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with
a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped inCoca-Cola.

#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of
Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubbleaway the corrosion.

#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
rusted bolt for several minutes.

#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan,
wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the
drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

#8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load
of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The
Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road
haze from your windshield.


#1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve
a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from
bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of

#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial trucks
must use a hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly
corrosive materials.

#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of
the trucks for about 20 years!

Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? or Coke?

Friday, January 26, 2007

Someone sent you a video about the iPhone

YouTube Broadcast Yourself™

I want to share the following video with you:

Video Description

It's much more than just a phone! Check out some of its additional functions.

Personal Message

This video is awesome!


Using YouTube

YouTube Help
Check the Help Center for answers to common questions.
Your Account Settings
To change your preferences, settings, or personal info, go to the 'My Account' section .
Email Notifications
To change or cancel email notifications from YouTube, go to the Email Options section of your Profile.

Copyright © 2007 YouTube, Inc.

Monday, January 22, 2007

What Happens in Heaven

What Happens in Heaven

This is one of the nicest mails I have seen and is so true:

I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel

was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom

with angels.

My angel guide stopped in front of

the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here,

all petitions to God said in prayer are received."

I looked around in this area, and it was

terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on
voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.

Then we moved on down a long corridor until

we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me, "This

is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings
the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons
who asked for them."

I noticed again how busy it was there.

There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many
blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.

Finally at the farthest end of the

long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my
great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. "This
is the Aknowledgment Section,"

my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He

seemed embarrassed "How is it that? There's no work going on here?" I

"So sad," the angel sighed. "After people

receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back

"How does one acknowledge God's

blessings?" I asked.

"Simple," the angel answered.

"Just say, "Thank you, God."

"What blessings should they acknowledge?"

I asked.

"If you have food in the refrigerator,

clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are

than 75% of this world. "If you have money in

the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the
top 8% of the world's wealthy.

"And if you get this on your

own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that

Also ....

"If you woke up this morning

with more health than illness .... you are more blessed than the many

will not even survive this day.

"If you have never experienced

the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of


the pangs of starvation .. you are ahead

of 700 million people in the world.

"If you can attend a prayer meeting

without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied
by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world.

If you can hold your head up and smile,

you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair."

Ok, what now? How can I start?

If you can read this message, you

just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as

very special and you are more blessed than

over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all.

Have a good day, count your blessings,

and if you want, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we
all are.

Attn: Acnowledgment Dept:

Thank You God!Thank you God, for giving me the ability to share this
message and for giving me so many wonderful people to share

it with".

What an Excuse!

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above
the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police
car with its red lights.

He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour.
Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can`t
outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.

He leans down and says "Listen mister, I`ve had a really lousy day,
and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I`ll let you
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran
off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view
mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her
back to me!"

Friday, January 12, 2007

too funny.........

One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to
wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a
little in the mood.

With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall
and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?".... ......... ......

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you .. "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's
older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a
sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if
need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's
sake and all of ours....