Wednesday, January 31, 2007

When Amitabh Bachhan got fit after his long illness...

This is when Amitabh Bachhan got fit after his long illness.....


one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum
chalayenge..".


Driver: "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."


Amitabh: "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya
dance
karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau.....Hain"


Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom


breaks one red signal.........


breaks second red signal..........


breaks on more red signal............


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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the driver to move the
car
to the roadside.


Hawaldar: "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..."


Sees Amitabh and says, "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to
see him.......


Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....


Hawaldar: "Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."


Sir: "Kyun kya hua??"


Havaldar: "Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda he aur maine us gaadi ko side
me
rakha he"


Sir: "To phir?"


Hawaldar: "SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir .... mein
uska
challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye ."


Sir: "KON MAALIK HAI US GAADI KA??"


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HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE HAI NA SIR ... AMITABH
BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI...."

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