Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Mahabharat Katha ...

In some remote village of India, one masterji is
teaching the
Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students. He is at the
krishnajanma' part of it.

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's
8th child
is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to
put vasudev
n devki behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second
one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
Third one
is born."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
hand.
Masterji, I have a doubt(sounding nervous n confused)

Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
in
Mahabharata Then how come u have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
was going
to kill him,WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND
DEVAKI IN THE
SAME CELL ?

Masterji fainted.........................

No comments: