DEADLY PJ'S OF THE WEEK

Deadly PJs....Commit suicide at your own risk...
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Bataaon Kaise?











Bataaon Bataaon!







Nahi Pata?!!








Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!



zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....




Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI





Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)









) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

=

Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!






What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"


Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"



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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"



ok whats the opp of venky's..





venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)








Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.


What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't See Me.










A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."






A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn 't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around...

what can he do?









->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ' c'.

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.






ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ...........



kyunki






kyunki





use sugar ki beemari thee




A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


:-(

Guess why ?





because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"



a sardar goes to movie with 17 sardars
why?????????????








coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed




MALLIKA SHERAWAT KE MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABR PE KYA LIKHA HOGA?

"PEHLI BAR AKELI SOYI HAI.:"



how do u place a camel in a fridge in three steps??
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1.open the fridge
2.keep the camel inside it
3.close the fridge
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hoe do u place an elephant in the fridge in 4 steps??
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1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
3.place the elephant inside
4.close the door


there was a jungle meeting. all the animals were required to report. all of them turned out, except one. who was it and why??


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.the elephant... u put it in the refridgerator, remember ???


now u have to cross a river which ios inhabited by deadly crocodiles...but any way u have to cross that river ...how will u cross that ?
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it simple ...as all animals are attending the meeting ...so no crocodiles are there..so u can cross easily...

Okay in the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand. which animal and which brand?






Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi pasand !!!)


king lion goes on a search to find elephant
and has absolutely no problem in locatin this camel......y??





becoz our elephant kept his footwear outside the fridge.




suppose u need 2 transport all the things in ur house 4 relocating..suppose u go by aircraft ... it is losing height and pilot asks u throw something away to reduce load...what is the thing u will throw away to reduce the load??
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the elephant in the fridge!!!!!!!!

two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts swimming....
suddenly, the man outside the pool dies...
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the elephant falls on him.......
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ok enough time pass one final Q

ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega......




ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

sweets nops






sault nopes








think





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are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......





whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)



Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?


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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!