Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Indian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is different
hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to
spend his eternity.

He goes to American hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the American
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He
checks out the Australian hell as well as the Russian hell and many
more. He discovers that they are all similar to the American hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Indian devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so
many people waiting to get in?" asked the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not
work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is
comfortable to sleep on. And the Indian devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for
private business."

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