Saturday, July 14, 2007

At St. Peter

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever
> done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
> "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to
> the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-
> testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed
> them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached
> the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the
> head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it
> on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
> St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?" "Just a couple of
> minutes ago..."

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