Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Top 21 things an Indian does after returning from abroad

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always

speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take


18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says Hey instead of Hi

Says Yogurt instead of Curd

Says Cab instead of Taxi

Says Candy instead of Chocolate

Says Cookie instead of Biscuit

Says ** Free Way ** instead of Highway

Says got to go instead of Have to go

Says O instead of Zero (for 704, says

Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on

complaining about it every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),

and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as

possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45


13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk


12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed),

repeats Zee several times, if the other person

unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching

traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!!!!

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and **Indian

Road** Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.

8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of ** Normal ** Coke.

6. Tries to complain about any thing in ** India ** as if

he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers

of Airways by which he traveled back to ** India **,

even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India ,

tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with; In US ....or When I

was in US...

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