> > An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred
> recently in the
> > United Nations Assembly that made the world community
> > A representative from India began: 'Before
> beginning my talk I want to
> > tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir,
> after whom Kashmir is
> > named.
> > When Rishi Kashyap struck a rock and it brought forth
> water, he thought,
> > 'What a good opportunity to have a bath.'
> > He took off his clothes, put them aside on the rock
> and entered the
> > water.
> > When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had
> vanished. A
> > Pakistani had stolen them.
> > The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and
> in support of
> > Pakistan, he shouted, 'What are you talking about?
> The Pakistanis
> > weren't there then.'
> > The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And
> now that we have made
> > that clear, I will begin my speech.'
> > -................-............