Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Classic definitions and cool meanings:

Classic definitions and cool meanings:

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day
are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from
the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without

through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power .

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens
everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and
decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if
he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel
Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"

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