Wednesday, May 23, 2007

11 Truths

1.A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her  that “she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED”.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best


Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.


6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?

It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your


7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a


They see an ELEPHANT comingt owards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL


Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will

just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him

because he is ALONE and we areF OUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in

your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in

your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you

from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please


11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per

Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

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