> The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
> console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm
> sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big
> tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents
> from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
>
>
> ======================================================
>
>
> Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
>
> Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
>
> condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many
> people,
>
> such great bldgs...
>
> I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
> connection
>
> with that........
>
> Bush: What buildings? What people??
>
> Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
>
> Bush: It's eight in the morning.
>
> Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
>
> ======================================================
>
>
> Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
>
>
> and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
>
> The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
> over
>
> and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
>
> Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
>
> The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
>
> And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
> million
>
> Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
>
> And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
>
> Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you
> no-one
>
> would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
>
> =======================================================
>
>
> Pakistani on the moon:
>
> Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
>
> A: Problem...
>
> Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: Problem...
>
> Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: Problem...
>
> Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: ...... Problem Solved!!!!
> console him after the attack on the Pentagon: "I'm
> sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big
> tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents
> from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
>
>
> ======================================================
>
>
> Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
>
> Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
>
> condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many
> people,
>
> such great bldgs...
>
> I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
> connection
>
> with that........
>
> Bush: What buildings? What people??
>
> Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
>
> Bush: It's eight in the morning.
>
> Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
>
> ======================================================
>
>
> Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
>
>
> and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
>
> The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
> over
>
> and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
>
> Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
>
> The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
>
> And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
> million
>
> Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
>
> And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
>
> Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you
> no-one
>
> would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
>
> =======================================================
>
>
> Pakistani on the moon:
>
> Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
>
> A: Problem...
>
> Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: Problem...
>
> Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: Problem...
>
> Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: ...... Problem Solved!!!!
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